Tila Tequila: PREGNANT, Allegedly (Apocalypse Nigh if So)!
Tila Tequila is pregnant, or so she alleged/threatened in a Twitter post Friday. If it's true, prepare yourselves for the apocalypse, 'cause that may be next.
The controversial reality star told her followers:
"Surprise!! I'm 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn't hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way."
"Yayy! I'm gonna be a Mommy!"
Yayy.
"May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! I love you sooooo much little baby!" she added, one day after teasing us with the following:
"Hi Everyone! I have missed you all so very much, but I had to disappear for a while to get my act together and enjoy my newfound happiness with sober living!"
"I have more exciting news to follow up shortly! I love you all so much and thank you so much for having been there for me throughout all of these years!
"I am happy, healthy, glowing & growing these days! Things are only about to get better from this point forward. That's a promise! hehe - Miss Tila because I missed you!"
Who's the man who put a baby inside Tila Tequila? Is there actually a baby inside Tila Tequila? No one can answer either question with certainty now.
Why would any part of us question whether this is legitimate? Because her penchant for lies and PR stunts makes Farrah Abraham look honest.
She's also certifiable. Just a few short months ago, this is a woman who was ranting about being Adolf Hitler reborn ... and claiming Paul Walker was murdered.
On the flip side, she's supposedly sober now and having gone off the grid for a few months, maybe Tila Tequila has finally turned over a new leaf.
What better way to celebrate than a baby by an unnamed gentleman (just go with it, we need to try to end this story on a positive note somehow) ... right?
Congratulations, maybe!!!!
Tila Tequila is ready to take it. She lies back here in a still image from her second sex tape.
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1. Tila Tequila on Her Back
Tila Tequila is ready to take it. She lies back here in a still image from her second sex tape.
2. Tila Tequila Sex Tape Pics
Brace yourselves. These are photos from the new Tila Tequila sex tape.
3. Tila Tequila on All Fours
Come hither, Tila Tequila. The reality star is on all fours in this sex tape still.
4. Tila Tequila Sex Tape Still
This is a photo from the second Tila Tequila sex tape. Look at it at your own risk.
5. Tila Tequila Facebook Pic
Actually, she looks kind of wonderful here.
6. A Gross Carpet
And that's more like it.
7. Take the Kiss Back!
Darn it. We're gonna have to clean off our computer screens now. Tila Tequila has just blown a kiss and possibly given them a STD.
8. So Not Hot
It's not shocking that Tila Tequila would wear this outfit. But we are surprised over why she'd be invited to the Maxim Hot 100 party. She isn't hot.
9. Legs Wide Open
Pop quiz: has Tila Tequila ever posed for a photo with her legs closed? The answer is no.
10. Scarcely Clothed
This is a typical photo of Tila Tequila: barely clothed and surrounded by all her friends.
11. Red Carpet Mess
Tila Tequila hosted a launch party for her CD in May 2010. Very few people showed up for it.
12. More Breasts
We get it, Tila Tequila: you have breasts! This really isn't something you need to show off so often.
13. Classic Tila
At a launch party for her CD, Tila Tequila wore... well, this. Should we even ask what readers think of it?
14. Tila in NYC
Tila Tequila is now a celebrity blogger. Call us crazy, but we don't fear this competition.
15. Failing to Sing
Tila Tequila is singing in this photo. Correction: she is trying to sing, and failing.
16. (Don't) Leave
Note to Tila Tequila: if you want the paparazzi to leave you alone, just go inside your house.
17. Tila Tequila Cleavage Picture
Tila Tequila shows off her cleavage. Surprisingly this is a very unrevealing image for her.
18. Flash!
Tila Tequila isn't afraid to show off her body. In fact, it's pretty much the only way she ever makes any money.
19. Your Hook Up
Tila Tequila sends a smooch to her fans. This photo was taken at a book signing by the reality TV star, as she has penned "Hooking Up with Tila Tequila."
20. Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel
It's all good in the girl-on-girl 'hood for Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel, who appear to be pawing at each other again here at the AMAs. Way to go, classy ladies.
21. She Kissed a Girl!
And we bet Tila Tequila liked it. The self-proclaimed bisexual gets her lesbian on in this photo.
22. Tila Tequila in Playboy
Tila Tequila is everywhere. Here she is from a Playboy pictorial. The model and MySpace vixen has also appeared in Penthouse.
23. Hot, Hot Stuff
Tila Tequila on the cover of Stuff magazine. What else needs to be said?
24. Tila Tequila Picture
Wanna see Tila Tequila nude? Just pick up this issue of Penthouse.
